HARRIET

This post probably should have been my first... before Katy Perry even (I know I can't believe I just said that either) but it is most important that I tell you about one of the most breathtakingly incredible human beings you will ever meet in your life. Her name is Harriet Scriven and she has been my best friend since like year 5 and sometimes I wonder how I ever functioned without her.

She is legitimately a goddess... Incredibly beautiful, smart, funny, lovely and all round amazing human being. It kind of sucks being around her though because then you have to be compared with her and trust me, that's never fun... being compared with Jesus... it's a difficult task.

Harriet is literally good at everything (another irritatingly perfect fact about her) she is SO smart, SO good at sport AMAZINGOSDHGOS;GHU AT SINGING and everybody loves her. No effing wonder- I already told you, she's god!

A couple of rockin' facts about Harriet

• She has no middle name (we gave her one in year five- "Apple")
• Her cat is a horny little fuck
• I once dacked her in front of the entire school assembly
• Her obsessions include Darren Criss, Cody Simpson and Harry Potter
• She HATES tomato, avocado and vegemite
• She injures herself ALOT (that, we have in common)
• She gets to fly first class for free until she's like 24 or something ridiculous
• She can't roll her "r's"
• SHE NEVER BLOODY STOPS SINGING/HUMMING
• She can automatically harmonise with any song it's quite amazing
• She sucks shit at watching scary movies
• I've never known someone to be so oblivious to Hollywood/celebrities. She didn't know who Brad Pitt was!!!!
• SHE IS INCREDIBLE AT MAKEUP HOLY CHRIST

We're very different in some areas, for example she's such a goody-goody and i am definitely NOT and she always has a reaaalllyyy clean room and i often can't see my floor, she loves a lot of "alty" bands and boy bands and stuff, whereas you'll see me rockin out to Jazmine Sullivan, Monica KATY PERRY, Beyonce, Amy Winehouse- but we have an almost identical sense of humour and i love all her clothes and we love all the same movies and tv shows and we're both sporty people. I just bloody love this woman. So proud to call her my best friend.