Saturday, 1 October 2011

The Holy Jawlines

Some people go for the bright blue eyes, others for a dashingly good smile and plenty for the good old eight pack. I'm sorry, maybe i'm retarded but to me there is nothing more beautiful in this world than a person with a strong, chiseled jawline. Boy or girl, doesn't matter i'll be frothing over anyone who has a good jaw. It's like... sometimes we'll be watching a movie and i'll miss the entire fucking thing because i've spent majority of the time staring/crying/jizzing over one person or another's jawline! It's ridiculous!


EMILY DESCHANEL IS LIKE MY LIIFFFEE OH DEAR GOD. She is Bones, on my absolute FAAAVEEE show "Bones" and I am sure to post more about her in the future but for now. DAYUM seriously check out her jawline it is magnificent.


HOLY CHRIST. Okay Kiera Knightly is a PRIME example of one of those people in movies where you miss the movie because you're too busy frothing over her facial bones. "Pride and Prejudice" ESPECIALLY and that other new one of hers "Never Let Me Go". I am usually such a cry-er in movies (i cried in fucking "Herbie Fully Loaded" with Lindsay Lohan to give you an idea). This woman has amazing bone structure in general, not only her jawline but her collar bones and cheek bones are also KILLER.


 Okay so i'm not some annoying twi-hard (anymore...) but no one can deny that Robert Pattinson has the most delectable jaw on the face of the planet. I have never wanted to touch something so bad in my life. I swear to god i could dream about it. It's bloody perfect and it makes him soooooo bloody attractive i don't care if he fucking sparkles.


He totally gets two photos his jaw is that good.


So like you know, she's one of the most beautiful people in the world, has what... six sprouter children? Her husband is such a dilf, she's rich as FUCK but hey knowing me, i'm most jealous of her jawline. Of course. It;s just beautiful. GAH.

I'm so jealous... and weird...

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